Quotes from your favorite movies are basically their own language, and the best ones are hilarious. Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, right? You and your friends probably quote your favorite movies all the time when you need a good laugh, or the perfect selfie caption. They're just that good. Here are the funniest movie quotes ever.

1. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"Mrs. George, Mean Girls

2. "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this." Wasabi, Big Hero 6

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3. "I like fluffy!" Stitch, Lilo & Stitch

4. "All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL!" Veruca Salt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

5. "Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" — Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

6. Bella Swan: "Vampires play baseball?"

Edward Cullen: "It's the national pastime." — Twilight

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7. "By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me." — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada

8. "It's about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. But you, not me, oh god. She can't ever know I was here." — Oliver T'sien, Crazy Rich Asians

9. You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast! Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

10. "Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?'" Cher Horowitz, Clueless

11. "Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' I, myself, am strange and unusual." Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice

12. "Give me some of your tots!" — Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite

13. "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" — Tony Stark, The Avengers

14. "What the hell have you people been smoking out there?" — Parker Selfridge, Avatar

15. "If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess." — Maui, Moana

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"Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!" — Juno MacGuff

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17. "Supermodels - ha! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!" — Edna Mode, The Incredibles

18. "Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!" — David Ruffin, The Temptations

19. "Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!" — The Captain, Wall-E

20. "There's no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part!"Barley, Onward

21. "Liar! Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. Have I made myself clear? Clear?" —
Iyanla Vanzant, Girls Trip

22. "I share a drawer with a phone book and she's got two closets?" — Alex Fielding, Twitches

23. "Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish!" — Kevin McCallister, Home Alone

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24. "What is this? A school for ants?" — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

25. "I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!" — Mr. Pizzacoli, Dude, Where's My Car?

26. "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it." — Drax, Guardians of the Galaxy

27. "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!" — Rex Kramer, Airplane!

28. "YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!" — Annie James, The Parent Trap

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29. "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?" — Evan, Superbad

30. "You're like a snack-sized Denzel." — Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson, Central Intelligence

31. "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!" — Deadpool, Deadpool

32. "Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." — Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins

33. "That's it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!" — Mushu, Mulan

34. "If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them." — Madea, Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

35. "Could you like, chill for a sec?" — Tess Coleman/Anna Coleman, Freaky Friday

36. "What... How... Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!" — Dr. Bey, The Mummy

37. "I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's s*it." — Missus Walters, The Help

38. "Donkey, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. What You Lack Is The Capacity." — Sherk, Sherk 2

39. "The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers." — Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump

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40. "Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed." — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

41. "Why can't you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a NORMAL PERSON!?" — Lillian Donovan, Bridesmaids

42. "See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punk*ss Down!" — Jay, Men in Black

43. "My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?" — Dr. James Possible, Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

44. The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal chords. — Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect

45. "I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!" — Jenna Rink, 13 Going on 30